Pick Babes and Win Prizes with the Captain Morgan BracketMaster Challenge
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02/11/2011 12:00 PM
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Calling all BracketMasters! The 2nd Annual Captain BracketMaster Challenge is back and combines the two things men love most -- brackets and babes.
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NBA All-Star Game Suits up for Annual Showdown with Relevancy
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02/18/2011 12:25 PM
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If you’re anything like me (which, for your sake, I hope you’re not), you’ve had the NBA All-Star game circled on your calendar for weeks. Not because you intend on watching it, but because it will be a great time to catch up on laundry and dream about the days when basketball’s annual talent-fest mattered.
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Food Court Marriage Proposal Proves That Romance Isn't Dead, It's Just Covered in Bacon Grease
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02/17/2011 11:47 AM
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Sometimes the shopping mall pretzel cart can be a romantic catalyst for young love. Other times it can serve as a backdrop for a failed (yet hilarious) marriage proposal. Sadly, for the gentleman in the video below, the former is less oft-occurring than the latter.
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Insurance Industry Finds a Way to Make Itself Even Less Likable
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02/16/2011 04:06 PM
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Everybody at the Indianapolis Ice game gave Richard Marsh a standing ovation when he earned $50,000 for charity by shooting a hockey puck through a six-inch target from 200 feet away. Except, of course, for a third party insurance company, which refused to donate the money because of a minor rule infraction.
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Dwyane Wade and LeBron James Hook Up, Chris Bosh Not Invited to Join the Party
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02/16/2011 12:28 PM
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The Miami Heat Super Friends can do some pretty impressive things. Last night, Dwyane Wade and LeBron James demonstrated their ability to score on 90-foot ally-oop passes while Chris Bosh showed the world his “stand there and be supportive” talents.
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Reading About Where Teenage Boys Plan to Play Football Next Year is Less Creepy Than it Sounds
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02/15/2011 12:54 PM
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Early yesterday morning, ESPN showed live coverage of uber-recruit Jadeveon Clowney’s press conference in which he announced where he will play college football in 2011. In case you don’t spend much time perusing the high school bleachers, here’s 11 minutes worth of reasons as to why many pundits have dubbed him the best freshman in the history of college football.
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346 Penalty Minutes Seem a Tad High for One Game
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02/14/2011 11:20 AM
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On Friday night, the Pittsburgh Penguins and New York Islanders tried to answer the age old question, how many people have to get punched in the head in order to set the NHL record for penalty minutes in a single game?”
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Records and Backboards Were Made to be Broken
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02/11/2011 11:20 AM
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A varsity basketball star did a superb job exposing the shoddy workmanship on his high school’s backboard. The two teenage girls who conducted the post-shattering interview, however, did a relatively poor job with the color commentary.
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The Top 10 Super Bowl Commercials of 2011
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02/06/2011 08:00 PM
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Super Bowl XLV is a wrap and the Green Bay Packers have taken the Lombardi Trophy home. But now it's time to talk about the ads! We've selected our favorites and now we can reveal which was voted number one by you, the fans.
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Making Fun of Duke is a Great Way to Become Popular
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02/10/2011 11:43 AM
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In order to garner some attention for their recent on-court accomplishments, mid-major powerhouse George Mason University has fired up the Inter-web and used a combination of adorable animation and Duke mockery. Quite frankly, the combination is brilliant.
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12-Year-Old Boy Makes the Harlem Globetrotters Question Their Manhood
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02/10/2011 11:38 AM
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For years, the Harlem Globetrotters have been the gold standard of useless basketball skills that have no place in real games. That is, of course, until a 12-year-old kid from Washington showed them up during an elementary school appearance.
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Lady Gaga Gets Denied at Her Old Apartment
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02/08/2011 04:06 PM
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During an upcoming 60 Minutes interview with Anderson Cooper, Lady Gaga tried to use her international star power to gain access into her old studio apartment in New York City, but got swiftly denied by the new tenant in the process. Classic.
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Prince Boots Kim Kardashian Off the Stage
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02/08/2011 01:05 PM
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During a recent live show at Madison Square Garden, Prince invited celebrity sexpot Kim Kardashian on stage to shake her famous booty for a sold-out New York audience. Sadly, Kim got a serious case of stage fright and the Purple One was forced to give her an early exit from the impromptu dance-off. Take a look at the video after the jump.
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Chuck E. Cheese... Where a Kid Can Be a Kid and/or Witness to Aggravated Assault
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02/08/2011 12:06 PM
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To the untrained eye, Chuck E. Cheese is a safe place to fatten up your children with deep fried diabetes and limitless token games. Dig a little deeper, though, and you’ll find that beneath the fancy façade of the urine-soaked ball pit lays a seedy underbelly of violence that has made the rat-themed pizza parlor a bastion of adult rage.
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Soccer Refuses to Allow Crowd-Pleasing Violence
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02/08/2011 11:26 AM
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A varsity soccer player got a tad too physical with an opposing player in a friendly match with a rival high school. Naturally, officials stopped the game immediately in order to ensure that none of the athletes were exposed to what one horrified fan called “a basic football hit.”
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People from Wisconsin Use Local Geography to Humiliate Texas Folk
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02/07/2011 06:45 PM
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Some crafty cheeseheads travelled south to make Dallas residents feel poorly about themselves. 2:37 worth of poor pronunciation later, they succeeded admirably.
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Commercial Bowl is Here!
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02/04/2011 12:00 PM
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The Green Bay Packers are taking on the Pittsburgh Steelers at Cowboys Stadium in Dallas and, once again, advertisers are spending millions of dollars vying for your attention. It's the 10th anniversary of our Commercial Bowl, so not only do we have all the commercials from the big game mere seconds after they air, we've got every single ad going back to 2002, including some of our favorites from last year. So what are you waiting for?
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Sexy Commercial Banned for Strange Reason
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02/04/2011 04:30 PM
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A sexy commercial for Yves Saint Laurent's Belle D'Opium fragrance staring French actress Melanie Thierry has been pulled from the air in the United Kingdom for the strangest reason.
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The Top 10 Greatest Super Bowl Commercials of All Time
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01/31/2009 08:00 AM
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The Super Bowl is without a doubt the most-watched four to eight hours of television every year, depending on how much patience you have for useless celebration penalties and tedious play reviews. But all of those people aren't watching the game. A good cross-section of them are just tuning in for the commercials.
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Soccer Game Postponed Due to Giant Swarm of Bees Attacking the Field
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02/03/2011 12:01 PM
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I don’t watch as much El Salvadorian soccer as I used to, so I’m not sure if mid-game bee attacks are commonplace. What I do know is that the only people on the planet who understand how painful sitting through an entire Calgary Flames vs. Minnesota Wild game might be are the hoards of fans leaving the stadium with insect-issued flesh wounds.
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